This blog was compiled and written by my amazing lead Storyteller Kep. All teams from our Beloved F squad contributed to this blog via a competition between teams. We decided to make the ultimate game of Would You Rather, based on all very true circumstances. Some of these we genuinely wish weren’t true. Play it with your squad or use it for your team time. If you’re not on the World Race, try to get the mental images out of your head. I dare you. So, without further adieu:
Would You Rather: F Squad Edition
1. Not wash your clothes for the whole race or your body for the whole race?
2. Take a T-shirt from the free table or pants because you currently don’t own a pair?
3. Take underwear from the free table or go commando?
3. Pee in your hydro flask or poop in a salsa jar?
4. Have your shoes stolen or sunglasses?
5. Sit in the victim circle for three months or fake being okay?
6. Break the two drink limit or the dating rule?
7. Squad lead for the rest of your life or TL?
8. Have lice for three months or malaria for 4 weeks?
9. Bed without AC or AC without bed?
10. In a compound with no leaving or tent for a month?
11. No AC or no Wifi?
12. No coffee or no water?
13. No communication with the family for 6 months or only communication with the family and no one else?
14. Someone steal your big pack or day pack?
15. Have diarrhea in a squatty potty or outside?
16. Throw up in front of your host or poop in front of your host?
17. Preach on the street corner for ministry or carry poop buckets?
18. Lose your hydro flask or break your chacos?
19. Do Journey Markers every day or team time for 8 hours a day?
20. Have no translator the whole race or someone who butchers it?
21. Team phone or no phone at all?
22. Close the door to keep the bats out or open it to let the rats out?
23. Stop brushing your teeth for a month or use a toothbrush you dropped into the squatty potty?
24. Have the lights off in the shower and think about the spiders or lights on and see the spiders?
25. Ruin your $5 blow out or wear a little plastic bag on your head in the rain?
26. Not shower or use gutter water during a rain storm?
27. Sweat profusely all night in your tent or sleep outside with a slight breeze and be eaten alive by mosquitoes?
28. Carry the poop bucket and have it spill on you or be the one to pour the poop bucket on the plant and still get it on you?
29. Have lice or pick the lice??
30. Malaria or typhoid?
31. Have mystery meat for dinner or be told it’s dog?
32. Suck the diseased water out of your phone so it works or let it die?
33. Have rats crawl on your tent or break your toe from killing the rats?
34. Have a terrible host and great living conditions or a great host and terrible living conditions?
35. Have a 6 hour church service or a 3 hour kids program?
36. Use google translate for your sermon or have a translator that accuses you of being a drug addict?
37. Cook for your team and figure out what and how to make it or have your host cook and try to figure out what they just made you?
38. Have 40 leeches bite on your feet or 1 leech on your privates?
39. Stung by a scorpion or stepped on by an elephant?
40. Get a tattoo in a shed or ride on top of a truck on a highway?
41. Lose your headphones or your passport?
42. Eat dog or get bit by a dog?
43. Have a 13 hour flight or 25 hour bus ride?
44. Have 72 hours of diarrhea or 3 months of infected ear piercings?
45. Fit 8 people on a tuk-tuk or take a public bus in India?
46. Constant marriage proposals or marketplace harassment?
47. Listen to Hamilton for 4 months straight or analyze enneagrams for 4 months straight?
48. Get your appendix removed in Asia or break your ankle in Africa?
49. Wash your clothes in alligator-infested waters or not wash your clothes covered in your own bodily functions?
50. Use a pen or twig to mix your coffee?
51. Use a smelly quick dry towel for a year or use a smelly toilet for a year?
52. Give an hour sermon on the spot or lead a spontaneous worship session with no musical talents?
52. Go a year without alcohol or coffee?
53. Pray for a bike or a cinderblock?
54. Diarrhea outside or pull your poop out of toilet by hand?
55. Training camp again or instant coffee forever?
56. Lose eyebrows to face mask or bit by scorpion?
57. Single for life or two drink limit for life?
58. 100 pound pack vs no pack at all?
59. Mandatory daily journey markers vs no WiFi all race
60. Straddle a squatty to shower or make eye contact with male squad leader while showering?
61. Wipe with your hand or not at all?
62. Bet savings account on accuracy of setup sheet or teach 6th graders English for 11 months?
63. Shave your head or stop shaving legs?
64. Boundaries talk or dress code talk?
65. Q zone or daily superfeedback?
66. Never hear about enneagram again or never have to do Journey Markers again
67. Only person who hates physical touch or only person who doesn’t?
68. Squad wars again or fitness hike?
Get excited future Racers!! It’s gonna be an adventure for sure!
